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Post details: Thursday Thirteen #53

06/25/08

05:05:42 pm, by sue

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Categories: Thursday Thirteen

Thursday Thirteen #53

Thirteen Great Lines For When You're Stressed!

I am not as stressed out these days as I used to be when I was working at that "awful place" but I will keep these lines handy for when I am having a bad day. Here goes......

1. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

2. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

3. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes
on my cat.

4. And your cry baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

5. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

6. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

7. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

8. Earth is full. Go home.

9. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

10. Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done.

11. Is it time for your medication or mine?

12. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

13. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

Hoping you won't have to use any of these anytime soon, and thank you for stopping by! Happy Thursday Thirteen!

Cheers!
Sue
XOX

For more fun lines, jokes etc check out Our Funny Lists.com where most of the above came from.

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Permalink 25 comments Enditall

Comments:

Comment from: Chelle Y. [Visitor]

· http://www.chelleyoung.com

I like #3, haha!

Permalink 06/25/08 @ 18:19

Comment from: Michelle [Visitor]

· http://mycrazylifewithatoddler.blogspot.com

OMG, So funny. I had a bad job a few years ago. I wish I had some of these lines back then. Great TT.

Permalink 06/25/08 @ 18:20

Comment from: Allison [Visitor]

· http://allisonsays.com

Haha! Those were GREAT! 8, 11 and 13 made me literally laugh out loud!

Happy TT!

Permalink 06/25/08 @ 18:24

Comment from: SJ Reidhead [Visitor]

· http://thepinkflamingo.blogharbor.com/blog

They are WONDERFUL. I absolutely love the last one!

SJR
The Pink Flamingo

Permalink 06/25/08 @ 18:30

Comment from: Hootin' Anni [Visitor]

· http://hootin--anni.blogspot.com

#s 1 and 2 are fantastic, but #13 is just the best ever! I will have to remember THAT one.

By popular demand: Jefé is back with 13 bits of aged wisdom! Come on over.

Permalink 06/25/08 @ 18:51

Comment from: bellezza [Visitor]

· http://www.dolcebellezza.blogspot.com

The comment I would add to your list is, "Would you like a little cheese with that whine?" You had some good lines there!

Permalink 06/25/08 @ 18:53

Comment from: Carol [Visitor]

· http://she-lives.typepad.com

Some of that was harsh. Some of it I wish I had the nerve to actually say. All of it was downright funny!

Good T-13!

Permalink 06/25/08 @ 18:59

Comment from: Nicholas [Visitor]

· http://agentlemansdomain.typepad.com

I am going to steal #13 and use it myself. It's priceless!

Permalink 06/25/08 @ 19:12

Comment from: SandyCarlson [Visitor]

· http://slchome.blogspot.com

No. 13 hurts and No. 2 speaks my truth! Great list, Sue. Thanks for the laughs.

Permalink 06/25/08 @ 20:54

Comment from: Susan Helene Gottfried [Visitor]

· http://westofmars.blogspot.com

Okay, I'll fess up. I wrote some of these down so I can use them.

Permalink 06/25/08 @ 21:20

Comment from: Susan Helene Gottfried [Visitor]

· http://westofmars.blogspot.com

Hey... from the Fake Bands site:
Tijuana Tokyo - From the TV series Eight is Enough (03/07/79). From "The Final Days" episode. After hearing the prom committee will pay the prom band big bucks, teen Tommy Bradford (Willie Aames) assembles this band. Apparently the band was played by Aames' real life band.

Permalink 06/25/08 @ 21:44

Comment from: Julie [Visitor]

· http://mejusworld.blogspot.com/

How totally funny!

Permalink 06/25/08 @ 22:17

Comment from: Lori [Visitor]

· http://singleparentsunite.blogspot.com/

Ummmmmmm, ya know, I think Ive used a couple of those. Thanks for the giggle. Happy TT:)

Permalink 06/25/08 @ 22:18

Comment from: Karen Bastille [Visitor]

· http://justmorewords.com

Loved the list, loved the link -
Thank you! (and I'm glad you have a better job now)

Permalink 06/25/08 @ 22:39

Comment from: Clarence [Visitor]

· http://blogclarence.blogspot.com/

Oh, yes, I hope I don't have to use them, but it is handy to have them up your sleeve. You get the odd day where it does feel like you've been in a bad mood for the last 30yrs... :) Funny list.

Permalink 06/26/08 @ 01:26

Comment from: Angie [Visitor]

· http://thefurrytripod.wordpress.com

ROFL! Love the list! Sadly, I think I may have to borrow a few of those.
Thanks for sharing it.

Permalink 06/26/08 @ 01:53

Comment from: Peter Plum [Visitor]

· http://www.veggietalesreview.com

Glad to hear that you haven't had the need to use these lately!

Happy TT!

Permalink 06/26/08 @ 06:56

Comment from: Darla [Visitor]

· http://nichtszusagen.blogspot.com

These should be on T-shirts! Heck, they probably are--somewhere on Cafe Press--they have everything else. :)

Permalink 06/26/08 @ 10:50

Comment from: erin (at) jewellerybyerin (dot) com [Visitor]

· http://www.jewellerybyerin.com/?p=143

tee hee... funny list. I'll have to think some of those to myself when dealing with "difficult clients."

My list is up too: http://www.jewellerybyerin.com/?p=197

Permalink 06/26/08 @ 12:25

Comment from: jaded [Visitor]

· http://www.cutthroatbodyart.blogspot.com

those are so hilarious! i'm going to start using them all on a regular basis because i have one of those stressful jobs and these helped me laugh it off today. thanks!

Permalink 06/26/08 @ 13:04

Comment from: Laura [Visitor]

· http://adayinthelifeofamomofsix.blogspot.com/

I needed a good laugh! These are great!!

Permalink 06/26/08 @ 13:15

Comment from: amy [Visitor]

· http://www.amychristopher.blogspot.com

These made me laugh! Thanks!

Mines up as well!
Hubbys having a give away at his blog at www.valtool.blogspot.com

Hope you will visit us both!

Permalink 06/26/08 @ 13:21

Comment from: Chris [Visitor]

· http://emeraldcityguy.wordpress.com/2008/06/26/13-things-you-should-know-about-the-queer-pride-weeke

Hah, funny list, I may have to use some of these. Happy TT

Permalink 06/26/08 @ 14:11

Comment from: bernie [Visitor]

· http://plancksconstant.org

Interesting 13. Mine is http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/2008/06/eat_drink_and_be_merry_13_last_words.html">Eat, Drink and be Merry - 13 Last Words, Excerpt: Judaism instructs us to enjoy the simple gifts that God gives in the present world. Eat, drink and be merry. Enjoy this life, on this Earth, in this time. I have collected for your enjoyment the last words of some of our more famous fellow human beings involving food or drink before they died.

Permalink 06/26/08 @ 15:58

Comment from: Teena in Toronto [Visitor]

· http://purple4mee.blogspot.com

I'll have to remember them!

Thanks for stopping by :)

Permalink 06/26/08 @ 23:17

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